We went through a drive thru today and directly in front of us was a station wagon. It was silver and had a normal family in it, no annoying bumper stickers or anything. But it did have one thing in the trunk that was REALLY unsettling.
A bored, dead-faced teen in a neon green shirt not even vaguely trying to avoid eye contact with us.
So this dunce is sitting there looking as though he’s just killed a man staring at us while we attempt to avoid openly noticing him. If you ever stash your kid in the back of your car like Harry Potter’s gluttonous uncle would, PLEASE DO NOT GO THROUGH A FAST FOOD DRIVE THRU. THANKS.