To me, this would be considered a natural death. I wish for it to be at old age after I have lived happily with my loving wife, but if it isn’t by breadsticks know there is a ghost out there with regrets.
Has the most unfortunate pronunciation but hell of a sandwich.
Why isn’t there a candy bar named for him? His name sounds like a candy bar to me. Dark chocolate shell with a cream cheese frosting filling. Very rich and classy sounding but a bit over the top.
Are you fucking kidding me? I would download a pizza right now, as I play on my phone due to interrupted sleep, and eat it in bed. Then in the morning, I would use my rejuvenated energy to download several pizzas and laugh as I did this every moment until I had a heart attack from pizza grease clogging my arteries.
My final words would be “if they had put DRM on the pizza, I’d have gotten around it. This was fate.” I would die with a loud pepperoni fart and all would know my life wasn’t wasted.
It’s like water’s son or daughter that does things out of peer pressure, like having carbonation.
Who would decide to do that?
Are for people who tried avocados when they were children.
Kind of explains a lot, like why that Britney Spears song is fricking sweet.
I watch an absolute shitload of QVC. Sometimes it’s amazing, sometimes it’s terrible - and therefore amazing. In The Kitchen With David is of the former, I must say. It’s probably the most clever shopping show idea of all time, because it knows exactly what I need to be shown to get the Want Train a’ rollin’.
ITKWD honestly the kind of capitalism I enjoy. It’s not class warfare, it’s not fueled by cheap labor, it’s not tricking you, and it’s not gimmicky. It’s just amazing-looking food and interesting kitchen appliances. I never feel like I’m being treated like a moron and David’s enthusiasm is obviously real. Mine would be as well. If your job is eating food and playing with food-related technology, you really better not be bitter about it. That’s a dream job.
I understand the want is to associate products with food and therefore make me want the products, but I really have never seen a stupid product on it. From the amazing blenders they sell to the microwave potato chip makers, the products are legitimately interesting and that isn’t the delicious talking.
And the food. Also, the food. Most of the food I see on the show, I would buy if I were rich. I desperately want to try a list of amazing things they sell. I write tweets about how stupid something on QVC sometimes, but I felt I had to give them some credit on something they did insanely right.
You can thank me for bringing you news of this brownie bar maker’s existence by baking hundreds of brownies and giving them to me or something. You’re welcome.
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