Before I print the article, I just want to quickly say that this definitely, indubitably, frankly, and most certainly is a real article. All of these are actually what an actual attorney at law thinks you should own weapons for. Scratch that, NEED. With capital letters.
Some are pretty hilarious, actually. This was obviously made when someone said “give me one good reason someone would actually need an assault weapon” because its stretched thin to the point of funny more often than not.
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You need an assault weapon—
- 1. to help continue the American tradition of citizen/soldier.
- 2. for recreation.