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There, proof. If he made us in his image, he would have balded his own stupid asshole long before he made us.
Also an all powerful being shouldn’t need an anus.
Definitely not a retired person pretending to be young in the comments. Too fab to be that.
So Jesus is Winterfresh gum?
God is real and actually wanted my foreskin? What the hell is wrong with him?
Tumblr, give this image the legs it needs, that it may spread virally to the ignorant that they may be saved from the trappings of naivety and outdated jingoism. Amen.
Yes, I am praying to Tumblr.
If I ever saw this while driving, I would have to stop the car to be certain I didn’t cause an accident from having a fit of laughter.
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Do you believe there’s some sorta life after death?asked by Anonymous
I almost had an aneurysm just now.
WHOOPS: Investigation looks for Muslim bias in Texas schools and finds Christian bias instead.
Hey there, Christian propaganda! You must be right about everything. I need to apologize for existing to the fucker who made it happen.